Larry Birkhead Has Duped Us All!!!

OK! Magazine has snagged “explosive allegations” against photographer Larry Birkhead that has the once L.B-friendly weekly pulling out of their contract to run pics of Dannielynn’s first birthday bash.

“Newly obtained allegations are detailed, shocking and potentially incriminating. Furthermore, it makes it impossible for OK!, in good conscience, to promote this family’s highly questionable relationship in our pages. Next week’s issue of OK! will bring all of the unfortunate, relevant details to light.”

Editor in chief Sarah Ivens, who, in case it wasn’t clear, plans to reveal the allegations in next week’s issue, says this:

“It breaks my heart that OK! has to pull out of a shoot that would have chronicled the next great chapter of Dannielynn’s life. That sort of celebration is what the magazine enjoys most. But first and foremost, we—and I—care dearly about the well-being of the young one, and my moral obligation lies with her. So, it’s unfortunate, but at the moment, my biggest fear is that Larry and Howard may have tricked us all.”